Preparing for a plague of New Yorkers
Oh, no! Look what’s turned up in the real estate section of the New York Times! Just what we don’t need around here, New Yorkers! We’re not sure about the figures they quote for average house prices here, though. Seem a little on the low side. And just look at the place those poor people paid £200,000 for! It looks like an ancient Holiday Inn somewhere west of Omaha!